The people want to know: what does taking House of Wise CBD feel like? We’re giving you a serious BTS look into our own Wise Women’s accounts that they had no intention of publishing (don’t worry, everyone consented).
Alright, ladies. Pull up a comfy chair. Grab your popcorn (or Oreos) and let’s gooo. Here’s what it feels like to take House of Wise CBD products.
P.S. - You’ll have the chance to buy House of Wise from your favorite raving fan using their affiliate link!
For starters, the taste is unparalleled. *chef’s kiss*
Our CBD oil tinctures and gummies are yummy, we promise.
SEX: Fruity and frisky with wildberry
SLEEP: Fresh with lemon, turmeric, and ginger
STRESS: Fruity, flowery, and mellow with chamomile and passion fruit
Text: "These are the best-tasting gummies I have had, bar none, CBD or otherwise. Within 20 minutes or so of taking a stress gummy, I feel more relaxed and my to-do list doesn’t overwhelm me as much.
It used to take me a few chapters of a book to fall asleep, now about 30 minutes after I take my sleep tincture, my eyes are so heavy and it’s game over until I wake. Dreams are more vivid too, in a good way, like when you’re playing the love interest in a movie opposite MBJ. Related: Sex gummies just arrived."
Speaking of, those SEX gummies (especially two) can really turn up the heat on your long-term relationship. No offense to your honey.
Text: They work. Took me 45-60 minutes to feel the full effects and it was pretty f-ing cool. I first felt sleepy, but then I noticed my senses were a little heightened. I brushed my teeth and my mouth felt extra minty. And then I just felt uh... “ready” and warm down there. I didn’t need lube. 10/10 would recommend.
I’ll also add... this wasn’t like married sex. It was fourth date sex!
Or maybe lengthen your stay in Pleasuretown, USA, Population: 1
Text: I'm planning on trying another gummy either tonight or tomorrow, but HOLY MOLY. I think the one aspect with the gummy that sticks out to me so much is that it reminds me of when I started feeling my anxiety medication kick in. (Don't get me wrong -- I know this isn't medicine, etc.) ... but a friend had asked me to describe how it felt being on the meds, and the only way I could explain it was this: my anxiety felt like the ocean. I knew where it was "safe" to be but also how easily I could slip into the darkness. My medication felt like a flotation device or life preserver around my brain... even though I knew what/where the darkness is, I had control over slipping into it. The sex gummy felt exactly like that for my brain on pleasure... I wasn't thinking about other things and it almost felt like a little cloud protecting my pleasure from the outside world. I can't wait to try another one to see how it feels the second time.
And that SLEEP gummy? It’s like snoozin’ on a cruise without the bad karaoke or food poisoning
ICYMI: She also has a 🔥 Twitter thread with reports on the SEX gummy. (NSFW)
Text: When I take a SLEEP gummy before bed I know I’m about to feel like I’m drifting into a cruise ship nap. You know the feeling? A mellow, gentle sway, but from the inside out and without the pressure of packing for a transatlantic trip.
Our honorary Wise Man can attest to the good ZZZs.
Melanin + CBD helps you fall asleep and stay asleep, sans grogginess.
Text: Well, so far in my experience when using the sleep tincture I find that I able to achieve a much more deep sleep. Just way more soundly than when not using it. If I wake up in the middle of the night it's only for a matter of minutes before I'm back to sleep. I also find that I feel more rested overall in the morning. Oh, also, and I could be crazy, but I also think that my dreams are more vivid. Does anyone else have that same experience? I don't mind that at all. Just something I've noticed.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, discomfort.
Physiological reactions to stress are dampened with our STRESS line’s CBD and L-melanin blend. It’s science.
Text: I use STRESS drops for anxiety, hangovers and upset stomachs (especially when I’m not in a situation to use THC). I don’t necessarily “feel” anything new, but the discomfort goes away.
Try for yourself and share your experience with us!
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