HOW Our CBD Makes You Feel, As Told By Wise Women

The people want to know: what does taking House of Wise CBD feel like? We’re giving you a serious BTS look into our own Wise Women’s accounts that they had no intention of publishing (don’t worry, everyone consented). 

Alright, ladies. Pull up a comfy chair. Grab your popcorn (or Oreos) and let’s gooo. Here’s what it feels like to take House of Wise CBD products. 

P.S. - You’ll have the chance to buy House of Wise from your favorite raving fan using their affiliate link! 

For starters, the taste is unparalleled. *chef’s kiss*

Our CBD oil tinctures and gummies are yummy, we promise.

SEX: Fruity and frisky with wildberry
SLEEP: Fresh with lemon, turmeric, and ginger
STRESS: Fruity, flowery, and mellow with chamomile and passion fruit

Text: "These are the best-tasting gummies I have had, bar none, CBD or otherwise. Within 20 minutes or so of taking a stress gummy, I feel more relaxed and my to-do list doesn’t overwhelm me as much.

It used to take me a few chapters of a book to fall asleep, now about 30 minutes after I take my sleep tincture, my eyes are so heavy and it’s game over until I wake. Dreams are more vivid too, in a good way, like when you’re playing the love interest in a movie opposite MBJ. Related: Sex gummies just arrived."

>> Buy from Kathleen

Speaking of, those SEX gummies (especially two) can really turn up the heat on your long-term relationship. No offense to your honey.

Text: They work. Took me 45-60 minutes to feel the full effects and it was pretty f-ing cool. I first felt sleepy, but then I noticed my senses were a little heightened. I brushed my teeth and my mouth felt extra minty. And then I just felt uh... “ready” and warm down there. I didn’t need lube. 10/10 would recommend.

I’ll also add... this wasn’t like married sex. It was fourth date sex!

Or maybe lengthen your stay in Pleasuretown, USA, Population: 1

 

Text: I'm planning on trying another gummy either tonight or tomorrow, but HOLY MOLY. I think the one aspect with the gummy that sticks out to me so much is that it reminds me of when I started feeling my anxiety medication kick in. (Don't get me wrong -- I know this isn't medicine, etc.) ... but a friend had asked me to describe how it felt being on the meds, and the only way I could explain it was this: my anxiety felt like the ocean. I knew where it was "safe" to be but also how easily I could slip into the darkness. My medication felt like a flotation device or life preserver around my brain... even though I knew what/where the darkness is, I had control over slipping into it. The sex gummy felt exactly like that for my brain on pleasure... I wasn't thinking about other things and it almost felt like a little cloud protecting my pleasure from the outside world. I can't wait to try another one to see how it feels the second time.

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And that SLEEP gummy? It’s like snoozin’ on a cruise without the bad karaoke or food poisoning

 

ICYMI: She also has a 🔥 Twitter thread with reports on the SEX gummy. (NSFW)

Text: When I take a SLEEP gummy before bed I know I’m about to feel like I’m drifting into a cruise ship nap. You know the feeling? A mellow, gentle sway, but from the inside out and without the pressure of packing for a transatlantic trip.

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Our honorary Wise Man can attest to the good ZZZs.

Melanin + CBD helps you fall asleep and stay asleep, sans grogginess. 

 

 

Text: Well, so far in my experience when using the sleep tincture I find that I able to achieve a much more deep sleep. Just way more soundly than when not using it. If I wake up in the middle of the night it's only for a matter of minutes before I'm back to sleep. I also find that I feel more rested overall in the morning. Oh, also, and I could be crazy, but I also think that my dreams are more vivid. Does anyone else have that same experience? I don't mind that at all. Just something I've noticed.

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Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, discomfort.

Physiological reactions to stress are dampened with our STRESS line’s CBD and L-melanin blend. It’s science.

Text: I use STRESS drops for anxiety, hangovers and upset stomachs (especially when I’m not in a situation to use THC). I don’t necessarily “feel” anything new, but the discomfort goes away. 

>> Buy from Chelsea

Try for yourself and share your experience with us!

Shop SEX, SLEEP, STRESS using one of the links above from #WiseWomen (they make some $$ off every purchase, so you'll make a real person smile).